20 Funny Birthday Wishes for your Girlfriend

Last modified: December 9, 2022

Love often urges to take the romantic highway when it comes to wishing our girlfriend the best on her special day. Truth is, there’s also a cuter way to send your birthday message, which is through these funny birthday wishes for a girlfriend.

Go ahead and share these wishes or images and make her smile as she celebrates.

Funny Birthday Wishes to Impress your Girlfriend

Can you blow away the candles on the cake or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday, my dear baby…
I hope you never question the substance of our relationship. It’s pretty clear that I only love you because you’re hot.
Funny how someone can be all the best AND all the worst in my life.
Dear girl, I’m way too afraid of you to ever forget your birthday! 😀
I wish you many, many, many more birthdays! It’s a sign you’ll live a really, really, really long time!
Many guys envy our relationship, but that’s only because they don’t know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!
Sweetheart, please don’t blow off the candles on your birthday cake, let them keep burning please, it’s a symbol of our love that will burn forever. Happy Birthday.
My love, please let me be the one to put a birthday wish in your heart…ask me what the wish is; that you will never leave my side ever. Now, hear my own birthday wish for you – my love for you will keep shining like the brightness of the sun. HBD
Ask me for a special birthday gift and you will have it! But don’t ask for a car, I can’t afford it yet. Happy Birthday, my lady.
A, b, c, d, e, f, g , h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t,…v, w, x, y, z; guess what is missing – it’s ‘U’ – I Miss U My Love.
My prayer for you this day is that you will live long… Well, not as long as Methuselah or you won’t have teeth to chew meat again. Happy Birthday, Sweet.
How old are you today my love? Don’t worry, I know the answer – it’s +1
Please… let’s not go to the cinema on this special day, you are the only movie I want to watch all day long. Happy Birthday, My Finest.
Can you blow away the candles on the cake or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday, my dear baby…
I hope you never question the substance of our relationship. It’s pretty clear that I only love you because you’re hot. Happy Birthday!
Funny how someone can be all the best AND all the worst in my life. Happy Birthday!